Gail Collins:
Remember how we used to joke about John McCain looking like an old
guy yelling at kids to get off his lawn? It’s only in retrospect that
we can see that the keep-off-the-grass period was the McCain campaign’s
golden era. Now, he’s beginning to act like one of those movie
characters who steals the wrong ring and turns into a troll.
During
that last debate, while he was wandering around the stage, you almost
expected to hear him start muttering: “We wants it. We needs it. Must
have the precious.”
--Michael Crowley