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TODAY'S STORIES
20.05.2008
Worst Campaign Ad of the Year

... so far, at least, courtesy of Missouri GOP Representative Sam Graves's campaign against his challenger Kay Barnes.

I thought after the recent disaster in Mississippi, Republicans weren't supposed to be relying on the "San Francisco liberal"-style attack that proved so ineffective in that special election. But this bizarre ad -- the three multiethnic dancers are the crowning glory -- is that very attack, only as interpreted by what would seem to be a GOP campaign strategist in the grips of a terrifying mushroom trip:

--Eve Fairbanks

Posted: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:14 PM with 20 comment(s)

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liberal reformer said:

What an egregious ad, Eve. The only thing missing is a flaming queen and a 50 Cent-style rapper. I guess the strategist's mushroom trip ended too soon.

May 20, 2008 3:45 PM

rlgordonma said:

LMAO!  Is there a GOP central casting from which those dancers came?  

May 20, 2008 3:45 PM

aculimic said:

I recently became aware of the term 'Royal Privy Seal' and now I have seen the real thing.

May 20, 2008 4:12 PM

miceelf said:

"big city mayor"????

She's the former mayor of Kansas City. If running THAT modern-day Gomorrah alienates you from MISSOURI voters....

May 20, 2008 4:24 PM

drdannyu said:

Oh, DEAR GOD!!  ATTENTION, FELLOW GAYS!  WE HAVE A MOLE.  SOMEONE HAS FILMED OUR "UP WITH GAY MARRIAGE" DANCES!!

I have spoken with Comrade Barnes, and we will be commencing our putsch forthwith.  Fierceness shall prevail.

May 20, 2008 4:35 PM

phaedraandemily said:

Dunno. The ad worked for me just fine. I immediately went over to ActBlue and contributed $250.00 to her campaign. Anyone who can survive a "Nancy Pelosi 'San Francisco' Fundraiser" without turning gay or a druggie definitely can survive the US House of Representatives.

May 20, 2008 4:48 PM

ironyroad said:

And I agree with young Mr Thurmond.  It's terrible how Mrs Roosevelt is encouraging mingling (and even dancing!) between the races at these so-called "receptions."

May 20, 2008 4:50 PM

mjhniner said:

Wow.  Never been more proud to be a Mizzou grad (or a fan of dancing at pool parties).   Shows how much the Missouri GOP is suffering for leadership.  NW Missouri is a rural, red area, but there are several universities up there.  Hopefully the kids are eating this up.  Ha! I can't get enough of this one.

May 20, 2008 4:53 PM

Andrew Davis said:

Is Sam Graves related to Bill Graves?

May 20, 2008 5:22 PM

stgla said:

It's so weird how the GOP likes to run against geographic locations.  Hollywood liberals.  San Francisco values.  Cambridge elites.  New York City, Massachusetts.  Do Democrats demonize localities like this?

May 20, 2008 5:25 PM

maxblum13 said:

well stgla we wouldn't know what to put in ad about fly over country would we?

May 20, 2008 6:39 PM

maxblum13 said:

May 20, 2008 6:42 PM

williamyard said:

Hey Sam Graves: I'm williamyard, and I don't approve of yo mama.

Dude: it's a joke. I didn't mean that. Really I didn't. Why don't you and Lesley come out here to San Francisco and I'll show you around? Bring the kids, too: I bet they'd get a kick out of Alcatraz. Or how about riding the ferry across the Bay and tossing bread up in the air for the gulls to swoop down and snatch before it hits the water? Kids always love that--bring the camera!

I can set you up with a great room right off Union Square--gal I know is a concierge--and we'll hit some of the top restaurants: Fifth Floor, Slanted Door, Gary Danko, Zuni Cafe. You like bluegrass? Then come in the fall for the festival in Golden Gate Park.

For baseball you can't beat AT&T Park. Harding Park's a pretty descent public golf course, too. If you like to hike, we should spend an afternoon over on Mt. Tam in Marin, with a stop at Muir Woods--just gorgeous. The remodeled De Young Museum in the park's a treat, as are any number of other museums and galleries. Cal Performances over in Berkeley runs the gamot from classical to ballet to world music to gymnasts. If you're into BDSM, I know a local dominatrix who'll tie you to her rack with parachute webbing, stick a hot poker up your butt, and urinate on your face. If you like to sail, we can get out on the Bay on a blustery day, maybe swoop around Angel Island. Live theater, science exhibits, cabaret, jazz...just say the word, Sam--we'll take care of you.

Something here for everyone, Sam. Even a lil ol' HR rep from Mizzou.

May 20, 2008 7:21 PM

whalt said:

Run for your lives! The cable cars are coming! The cable cars are coming!

May 20, 2008 8:02 PM

ironyroad said:

Yeah I noticed that too -- like the cable cars threaten American values, or some shit?

May 20, 2008 8:24 PM

psantillana said:

I kept looking at those dancers and wondered what they were told to do - "dance like hedonistic gay people!" ??? But then I figured that this was probably stock footage, like that little girl sleeping for Hillary's 3AM ad.

May 21, 2008 5:21 AM

lesserliz said:

It's amusing to watch the unhip try to criticize The Hip. So each of those dancers is supposed to represent one of the three undesirable "Yes to items". Then the black chick is yes to same sex marriage-ok maybe. But the black dude is "Yes to abortion"-huh. And the punk rock chick is yes to "amnesty for illegal immigrants"-hardly. Well they tried-they could have just played "Onward Christian Soldiers."

May 21, 2008 9:48 AM

lesserliz said:

Or were all three gay and my gaydar isn't working-which would make me unhip. Well, I used to be a Republican.

May 21, 2008 10:00 AM

Robert Powell said:

It would have been a lot more effective if they'd pasted Kay's face on the body of a dancer. And not a towel-head in the whole spot!  Naah, these guys could do better. Or worse, whatever.

May 21, 2008 10:05 AM

cspencef said:

Of course Kansas City is a modern-day Gomorrah, with all that barbecue and Royals baseball.  A city with that many fountains is just begging to be San Francisco, right?  Right now that ad is provoking me to calculate whether I can move to that district just long enough to vote against this yokel, and still be within reasonable commuting distance.  

stgla--to be fair, some Democrats (frankly including me) have been demonizing parts of Appalachia a good bit the last few weeks; they would of course argue that Appalachia's been earning it in spades, but still...and no, I'm not sure you see it in your basic ad material quite the same way.

May 21, 2008 11:16 AM