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COLUMNISTS
TODAY'S STORIES
21.12.2007
Obama and the Airborne Toxic Event

Davenport, Iowa

I'm sitting in an empty auditorium in downtown Davenport with a bunch of disappointed journalists. Disappointed because Obama's event here today has been cancelled on account of fog. It was apparently too thick for Obama's plane to land, and so he touched down in Chicago and is now driving to Eastern Iowa to try to make an event later this afternoon.

But the kicker, as Ben Smith informs me, is that the fog is apparently toxic. The Quad City Times has the story:

Persistent near-freezing temperatures and stagnant air have produced a blanket of particles over eastern Iowa that can be harmful to the elderly, children and those with respiratory or lung diseases, the Iowa Department of Natural Resources has warned.

The particles, which include droplets of ammonium nitrate, common compounds in fertilizer and explosives that can be toxic to lungs, have been present in levels in excess of federal Environmental Protection Agency standards since Wednesday and are expected to remain through today.

For those DeLillo fans out there, the EPA initially told us it was just a "feathery plume," but the situation has since been downgraded.

--Noam Scheiber

Posted: Friday, December 21, 2007 12:56 PM with 9 comment(s)

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teplukhin2you said:

"You said it. I didn't."

Waiting for Mr Yard's Murray Siskind impersonation, SleepyAvl and JacksonD as NY emigres...

December 21, 2007 1:18 PM

jhildner said:

Could it be that this feathery plume represents the postmodern angst that has been enveloping Iowa for these past weeks?

December 21, 2007 1:42 PM

teplukhin2you said:

hildner - Maybe. More like the representing than the representation. Or the being. The beingness of a remote and steady murmur around our sleep, as of dead souls babbling at the edge of a dream.

December 21, 2007 1:51 PM

boxofrox said:

That is good gents. I always appreciate a good poetic turn.

December 21, 2007 6:30 PM

basman said:

I often wear a feathery plume.

December 21, 2007 11:13 PM

scobb20 said:

The power of euphemism!

Or, as Freud would say, the magical power of language.

As long as the "feathery plume" is not upgraded to a "black billowing cloud," we don't have to worry about a full blown "Airborne Toxic Event."    

How are the pomo sunsets in Iowa?

--sc

December 21, 2007 11:25 PM

Noam Scheiber said:

the sunsets are divine. we in the press corps gather each night on an overpass on I-235 to watch them.

December 22, 2007 1:19 AM

aeromonas said:

Isn't describing something as a "feathery plume" like calling something a "feathery feather" or a "plumy plume?"

That's okay I guess.  I do like my meat meaty and my sex sexy, and I wouldn't know what to do with a feather if it wasn't at least a little bit feathery.  Put it in my cap and call it macaroni, I suppose--but then wouldn't it need to be cheesy?  A cheesy plume...now that's something to strike fear in the hearts of men.

December 22, 2007 3:48 PM

cspencef said:

DeLillo?  My thoughts ran more toward Stephen King...

Is no one going to connect the toxic fog to Clinton's poll numbers, or something like that?  I'm kind of disappointed.

December 22, 2007 4:58 PM