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COLUMNISTS
TODAY'S STORIES
18.11.2008
Shattering Kristol

What Jim Fallows began ("breathtaking banality of expression" still echoes), George Packer finishes:

It’s not just that [William] Kristol isn’t another Safire (although an absence of verbal playfulness and wit is a consistent hallmark of the Kristol prose style). It’s not just that his views are utterly predictable (if that were firing grounds, close to half the Times columnists would lose their jobs). It’s not just that he was fundamentally wrong at least every other week throughout the year (misattributing a quote in his first column, counting Clinton out after Iowa, placing Obama at a Jeremiah Wright sermon that Obama didn’t attend, predicting the imminent return of a McCain adviser named Mike Murphy who ended up staying off the campaign, all but predicting a McCain victory, sort of predicting that McCain would oppose the bailout, praising McCain’s “suspension” of his campaign as a smart move, preferring fake populism to professional excellence and Joe the Plumber to Horace the Poet, urging Ayers-Wright attack tactics as the way for McCain to win, basically telling McCain to ignore all the advice Kristol had given him throughout the year, but above all, vouching again and again and again, privately and publicly, for Palin as an excellent Vice-Presidential choice). What the hell—it was an unpredictable year.

The real grounds for firing Kristol are that he didn’t take his column seriously. In his year on the Op-Ed page, not one memorable sentence, not one provocative thought, not one valuable piece of information appeared under his name. The prose was so limp (“Who, inquiring minds want to know, is going to spare us a first Obama term?”) that you had the sense Kristol wrote his column during the commercial breaks of his gig on Fox News Sunday and gave it about the same amount of thought....

Kristol’s performance on the Op-Ed page during the most interesting election in a generation is a historical symptom, not merely a personal failure. He wrote badly because his world view had become problematic at best, untenable at worst, and he had spent too many years turning out Party propaganda to summon the intellectual resources that a difficult situation required. Now the Times owes it to its readers to find someone better.

--Christopher Orr

Posted: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 2:43 PM with 26 comment(s)

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icarusr said:

"He wrote badly because ..."

How about he wrote badly because he is a bad writer?

November 18, 2008 3:12 PM

psantillana said:

More like this, please, everybody.

November 18, 2008 3:25 PM

williamyard said:

Packer's parenthetical expression that begins "(misattributing a quote...", set up nicely by the "It's not just..." repetitive triplet, is a thing of beauty. Those parentheses can be sneaky, implying that the writer's gonna toss in a little thingee or two. You see the open quote and you figure you're in for a tap on the shoulder. Then all hell breaks loose.

It's like you're at the fights and the other guy is dazed, on the ropes, and your guy stands in front of him, piling it on: left cross, another left cross, a right uppercut, another cross. And then a fusillade at the end: "...vouching again and again and again, privately and publically, for Palin as an excellent Vice-Presidential choice." Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

And finally the faux magnanimity of the "What the hell" sentence.

How pleasant to watch a skilled writer like Packer work. Somebody should buy him a drink for that first paragraph.

November 18, 2008 3:48 PM

Political Animal said:

KRISTOL'S FUTURE.... I've been working under the assumption that Bill Kristol would be lose his New York Times column as soon as his contract is up. It's never occurred to me that any other outcome is even possible. Kristol has...

November 18, 2008 3:50 PM

rozenson said:

Yep.

November 18, 2008 3:51 PM

aduncanson said:

I have been looking for an opportunity to nominate the most unreliable pundit of the campaign, and while William Kristol is pretty high on my list, the NY Time's blog by Dan Schnur may just have surpassed even him.

Similarly, I would nominate a silliest comment from TNR's blogs:  Just after the naming Palin as GOP VP candidate some wag (his forgotten, but I would withhold out of kindness it anyway) wrote "Obama might as well concede now."

November 18, 2008 4:02 PM

tec619 said:

Packer writes that to renewing Kristol's contract intantamount to "rewarding failure." But isn't that the GOP/conservative/Bushco/elitists/neocon way?

Though a better writer, Peter Bienart is guilty of being wrong, wrong, wrong (On Iraq, that is. I didn't accept Petey's apology Serving in Iraq--he was invited to enlist by an Army 3ID 2nd Lieutenant--is the only penenace I'll accept ) and guilty of lazy, sloppy reporting (I'll search for the article link) and he works for TIME, has a place at the Council on Foreign Relations and on and on.

Please don't read this as a defense of Kristol. He's a tool and doesn't hold a candle to George Packer. I think the NYT should shit can Kristol.

November 18, 2008 4:14 PM

ChanRobt said:

I think the NYTimes chose Kristol as their "conservative" columnist for the same reason they picked Alan Colmes to be Sean Hannity's "liberal" foil.

You don't pick Muhammed Ali as sparring partner.

November 18, 2008 4:21 PM

The Ignorant Populist said:

That's a beautiful, beautiful post.

Only the most deranged Conservative listens to this fool.

November 18, 2008 4:27 PM

boneill said:

I disagree, Channy.  I think they picked him because they fell for our degraded notions of "right vs left".  Kristol is a Republican hack who makes his living attacking Democrats, and not as a conservative thinker.  He is correct-thinking on the lazy binary ideas- "pro-life, pro-war, anti-quitting, pro-Bush, anto-socialist" etc.    He is well-regarded on the right, and I think they were kow-towing to that.  Instead of picking someone like Applebaum or Douthat or anyone, they went with a "Hannity and Colmes" pairing.  Kristol had the name and the appropriate checks on his laundry list.   They were wrong and stupid, but I don't think it was willfully malicious.

November 18, 2008 4:39 PM

Wandreycer1 said:

Channy, very wise.

I still miss William Safire - even I did want to throttle him half the time, I could never call him stupid, quite the oppsite.  I just don't get it. The NYT is hardly afraid of conservative bomb throwers (Pat Buchanan was a columnist off and on for years), but they seem to have trouble finding one that isn't a five alarm moron.  

Wny not recruit Max Boot? He'd singe the hair off lots of arugula eaters and be a smart writer doing it.  

November 18, 2008 4:39 PM

tec619 said:

Channy: The Colmes example is on point. The guy (Colmes) has a face for radio, a wimp's deportment  and a voice for, ah, er, ha. . .

However, I don't think Pinch was thinking etting up a fixed match. Sulzie" hired Kristol forthe same reasons that CNN/Headline News hired that idiot Glenn Beck.

November 18, 2008 4:44 PM

tec619 said:

Oh yeah, Packer forgot to mention that Kristol supported Palin for the VP  because she gave him a hard on. Oh, what a patriot he. Kristol, the draft-dodger and war-monger, wanted his wet dream fantasy to be one heartbeat away from the presidency.

November 18, 2008 4:48 PM

pdx1 said:

replace Kristol w/Packer ASAP!!

November 18, 2008 4:53 PM

williamyard said:

That's a good point, Channy, and one I've wondered about over the months as Kristol's capacity to underwhelm has returned again and again, like a kindergartener's stubborn pinworm infection.

So maybe there's some kind of quid pro quo going on: we (the Times) will hire you (Kristol) to be our explicit conservative voice and you don't have to do any heavy lifting, but you still get the cache of "NYT" at the top of the page. In return, we use you to cover our right flank with no real harm done to either of our brands.

November 18, 2008 4:55 PM

ChanRobt said:

Wandrey, good point.  They ought to bring Buchanan back.  He writes a column a week, is always provocative and interesting.  And, he's neither a pushover nor a hack.

November 18, 2008 8:25 PM

ChanRobt said:

tec619 writes, "...Sulzie" hired Kristol forthe same reasons that CNN/Headline News hired that idiot Glenn Beck."

tec, I think Beck just went to Fox.  He doesn't wear well with me, either.  Reminds me of some of the so called conservatives they had on tv back in the 60s.  With noisy crowds in the peanut gallery.

There are smart guys on the Righ who are nuanced and not predictable.  Or, if they are predictable, are at least original in their particular voice and p.o.v.

I like Buchanan.  He represent small 'r' class republican values.  He's got Washington's distrust of entangling alliances.  He thinks we ought not lose the ability to make things.  And he supports working people and is an anti-Wall Street and anti K-street populist.

Plus he has a contrarian take on the history of the last century which piss people off, but in a way he's there with Niall Ferguson.

Whatever you think of him, Buchanan doesn't put you to sleep.  Like poor old Bob Herbert and some of the other NYTers.

Maureen, who I like even though I know why I shouldn't, ought to take a sabbatical to give it a rest and then modernize her voice.

She's stuck in the 90s, where she was a lot more effective.  Her knife was much better honed to slice Bill Clinton's nether regions because she knew his type so well.  She attacked Bush a lot, but rarely zapped the part of his psyche she was going for.

November 18, 2008 8:35 PM

ChanRobt said:

Sure, that's pretty much it, BillyYard.  He's their token nice Negro.  Supposedly expresses those people's point of view but never does the white guys the slightest damage.

November 18, 2008 8:38 PM

ChanRobt said:

CORRECTO:

I like Buchanan.  He represent small 'r' classic republican values.

November 18, 2008 8:39 PM

ChanRobt said:

All of this reminds me of something else that always gives me a giggle.  The Weekly Standard always labels their "humor" with a PARODY eyebrow over the article headlines.

Just like that other hilarious editor, Hugh Hefner did.  Maybe still does.  I just look at the make believe girls when I'm at the barber shop.

November 18, 2008 8:42 PM

tec619 said:

Channy:

You are correct. FOX "lured" Beck away from CNN. I knew that. Was just using him to make a point.

November 18, 2008 8:58 PM

ironyroad said:

I second Wandrey's comment about Max Boot.  His book "The Savage Wars of Peace" is a fascinating and well-argued piece of narrative history even if you don't necessarily agree with his conclusions.

November 18, 2008 9:02 PM

ChanRobt said:

Irony, I've got Savage Wars of Peace on thje bookshelf next to my bed and have been meaning to read it.  Thanks for jogging my memory.

November 18, 2008 9:31 PM

ironyroad said:

I think you'll enjoy it.  The first chapter, "To Conquer Upon the Sea" I found very moving (speaking as someone rather skeptical -- but hopefully not cynical -- about patriotic legends).

November 18, 2008 10:00 PM

ChanRobt said:

eloquent reco, irony.

November 18, 2008 10:31 PM

AlanSP said:

As others have mentioned, there are plenty of conservative writers out there more worthy of the job than Kristol.  Off the top of my head, there's Ross Douthat, Ramesh Ponnuru, and the newly available David Frum; any of these guys, along with writers that other commenters have mentioned, would be a vast improvement over Kristol.  Maybe my opinion of Ponnuru is inflated because he's so much better than most of the drivel on The Corner, but that's sort of the point: Kristol's offers pretty much what you could get from a run-of-the-mill Cornerite.

November 18, 2008 10:46 PM