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COLUMNISTS
TODAY'S STORIES
18.11.2008
Rooms for Rent

Washington is full of entrepreneurs trying to cash in on Obama’s victory. Walk the streets downtown, and you’ll see vendors selling special editions of Election Day newspapers and bootleg hats, hokey t-shirts and commemorative buttons. But the biggest racket is on Craigslist, where DC residents are offering up their homes as lodging for the 4 million people expected to swarm the Mall on Inauguration Day. Many are offering nightly rates that would likely cover their rent for the month. Here are some of the more colorful offers from the past few days:

·In Warrenton, Virginia, about an hour from DC, Alls Real Estate is renting this "mansion"--featured with fisheye lens photos to make it look extra big--for $2,000 a night.

·Many Craigslisters are marketing their services as both innkeepers and city guides. A two-bedroom townhouse near Meridian Hill Park is going for $3,000 a night with the offer of a liaison and airport escort services.

·A rowhouse on 14th and P is going for $10,000 for five nights.
·One "lucky couple" will be treated to a bed and breakfast in someone’s home in Springfield, Virginia, for $20,000.
·A suburbanite is turning a home into an inaugural flophouse, with 13 floor spaces up for rent (air mattresses and sleeping bags not included.)
·Someone with a sense of humor is renting his Capitol Hill one bedroom, complete with live-in butler and maid, for $50,000 a night. Pictures are a must-see.

A savvy Washingtonian has already snatched up the web domain http://www.inaugurationlodging.com/, but http://www.inaugurallodging.com/ is still available. We’ll keep an eye on the listings over the next couple of weeks and let you know if anything good comes up.

--Marin Cogan

Posted: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 4:15 PM with 10 comment(s)

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williamyard said:

During the November 1969 Moratorium in Washington I was living in a small townhouse on Virginia Avenue with two GW buddies. We signed up to let visiting protestors crash at our place during the event. Half of New England, the Mid-Atlantic states, and California took us up on our offer.

It was a small townhouse, and there were bodies everywhere. One guy brought a giant chunk of truly excellent hash, which warmed the place up quite a bit. I also managed to get laid, which hadn't happened for months; only an immediate end to the Vietnam War would have been a better outcome.

On the minus side, somebody dripped candle wax on my Crosby Stills & Nash LP. And the phone bill the next month was psychotropic in its own right. In those days Ma Bell dinged you for every call outside the District. I mean, the bill was like 14 pages long. At which point "Willie Mays" called the phone company and requested service at that address.

So, great dope + casual sex - damaged LP - huge phone bill = successful event! True, the war continued several more years. Details, details...

November 18, 2008 5:16 PM

rozenson said:

For rent:

College dorm room in downtown DC, complete with (dirty) bathroom and kitchen. Short walking distance to the Mall and Pennsylvania Ave. Noisy construction outside. BYOB. Price: TBD

Yard, are you a GW alum?

November 18, 2008 5:54 PM

williamyard said:

Rozie,

I dropped out after a couple years. Began a cross-country, Palin-esque educational odyssey that resulted in a B.A. in the early '90s, by which time I was older than most of my professors.

While at GW I did manage to attend class when I wasn't working on the Hatchet and eating mescaline. I still have fond memories of studying poly sci alone on balmy evenings on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial with Abe sternly looking over my shoulder.

Spent my first year in Mitchell, although Thurston will always have a special place in my heart, seeing as I lost something there once and for all!  ;)

November 18, 2008 6:11 PM

rozenson said:

You're certainly not the last to say that.

November 18, 2008 9:51 PM

williamyard said:

I've always had mixed feelings about GW and Washington. It's a great place to study politics, history, public policy, international affairs etc. It's also one of the most insular environments I've ever been in. One mistake I made while going to school there was not getting away from the place often enough. It ended up burning me out.

My advice to anyone studying anything at any DC college or university is to get the hell out of Dodge as often as possible. And I mean get away, to environments as different as possible from inside the Beltway. Small towns. The mountains. A friend's farm. Someplace with lots of sand, or critters, or plants--Rock Creek Park doesn't count. Resist email and the Internoots, while you're at it.

My head exploded 'cause I didn't feed it right. Too much economics, not enough learning to fix my beater's electrical problem the hard way. Too much U.S. history, not enough shooting pool with Mexican immigrants sharing their mom's home-cooked tamales with me. Etc.

Does any of this sound familiar, rozenson?

November 19, 2008 12:09 AM

satyendra said:

Are these wankers for real?

November 19, 2008 10:04 AM

csmiller said:

"This home has a beverage center and if fully equipped with all of your kitchen needs including a beverage center. "

Tell me more about this "beverage center".  Oh - it's the fridge?

November 19, 2008 12:31 PM

jwl2672 said:

williamyard:

Ahhh, the good ol' hippie days of yore, with hash and poon tang freely available.  One begins to understand what happened to that lost generation.

One begins to fear for this current generation, until watching 18 -19 year old US Marines in the full face of combat, never betraying an ounce of fear on their face as they dodge bullets crackling by, feet from their body.  Elitist jerks may think that protesting a war or marching down some stupid street makes them "special" or "brave. "  But I would cast my lot with a US Marine anyday versus some effete latte-sipping vegetarian Whole Foods shopper.

November 19, 2008 1:57 PM

williamyard said:

jwl:

Are you talking about me? I've been in a Whole Foods exactly once, because it was the only place open and I needed some half-and-half. I don't drink lattes but I do eat meat.

As for being lost, I'm so lost that I currently make my living helping develop drugs to fight cancer. What do you do for a living?

Before you start throwing around ad hominem attacks, you might want to learn a little about the object of your attacks.

What else do you know about me, that you would disparage me so? How about the volunteer work that I've done in my community (four years feeding elderly shut-ins, seven years feeding the terminally ill)? Excuse me, but I don't believe I know exactly what you've done to help your community. What kind of volunteer work do you do? Which branch of the Service were you in?

November 19, 2008 3:53 PM

candida infection said:

The reasonable course of action is to do your probing thoroughly.

December 22, 2008 9:37 AM