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COLUMNISTS
TODAY'S STORIES
18.07.2008
The Democratic Party as Seen Through the Lens of Seinfeld

Seinfeld fans will fondly recall George's constant refrain after he decides--on a whim--to propose marriage to a woman he does not much like, let alone love. "We had a pact," he yells at his best friend, Jerry, who promised George to also undergo the "maturation process" and get hitched.  This is a long-winded way of saying that when I read Daniel Bergner's New York Times Magazine feature on Leah Daughtry, I felt compelled to scream "We had a pact!" more than once.

Daughtry is a preacher and political operative currently working as chief of staff to DNC head Howard Dean. She is also a Pentecostal and one of the leading Democrats in charge of reaching out to evangelical voters. Anyway, back to the pact, which, though never formalized, I understand as follows: Secular liberals and Democrats go along with increasing outreach to religious voters and religious organizations--even if it makes them uncomfortable--on the condition that those religious voters do not mock the secular liberals for being unpious, pointy-headed elites. If that condition is violated, the pointy-heads get to mock the unbelievable solipsism and absurdity of the religious voters.

So:

Earlier, quoting a verse from First Corinthians, she told me that God had granted her the “gifts of administration.” This, she explained, is her first and most natural calling: to keep things organized, to make things happen from behind the scenes. And she let it be known that she doesn’t appreciate the fact that the media — partly because they are “fascinated with the Pentecostal thing,” she said with subtle annoyance — has begun to focus its mostly positive attention on her, to push her from the background to the forefront. “The intellectuals, the egghead types — Pentecostalism is incomprehensible to them. They don’t understand the spirit-driven. I can make the trains run on time, and they have a hard time reconciling that with my religion.”

It is true that there are many things us eggheads do not understand. For example:

Dancing down front, in an aisle between pews, was a woman in an elaborate dress with a lace corsage whose breast cancer had been eradicated, Daughtry had said, through the prayers of her church sisters: “The eggheads will say her chemotherapy worked, but everyone who uses chemotherapy isn’t cured.”

Charming stuff. Perhaps Obama can now shelve his ambitious health care plan.

Anyway, Bergner's piece covers familiar territory, but is probably worth reading if only because Daughtry is--in the end--a rather compelling character.

--Isaac Chotiner 

Posted: Friday, July 18, 2008 6:10 PM with 5 comment(s)

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WoodyBombay said:

This is more analogous to the deal George thought we had with the pigeons - they get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way when they shit all over the pavement.

July 18, 2008 9:02 PM

michael said:

I hope this will prove more analogous: The 1985 Chicago Bears.

Fewest points allowed (198), interceptions (34), fewest total yards allowed (4,135), and fewest rushing yards allowed (1,319). Chicago led the NFL in rushing yards (2,761) and rushing touchdowns (27), and finished second in the league in scoring (456 points). Pro Bowler Richard Dent led the NFL in sacks for the second year in a row with 17, while Pro Bowler and future hall of famer Dan Hampton recorded 6.5 sacks. In addition to Singletary, linebacker Otis Wilson had 10.5 sacks and 3 interceptions while Wilber Marshall recorded 4 interceptions. In the secondary, defensive back Leslie Frazier had 6 interceptions, Mike Richardson recorded 4 interceptions, Dave Duerson had 5 interceptions, and Gary Fencik recorded 5 interceptions and 118 tackles. Chicago's main offensive weapon was Payton and the running game. A big reason for Payton's success was fullback Matt Suhey as the primary lead blocker. Suhey was also a good ball carrier, rushing for 471 yards and catching 33 passes for 295 yards.

July 18, 2008 10:00 PM

jhildner said:

Pentacostal Christians -- what fools.  All someone with breast cancer has to do is attract health to themselves by thinking healthy thoughts.  Anyone who has breast cancer brought it on themselves by allowing thoughts of sickness to infect their minds.  Under the law of attraction, like attracts like.  Thus, sick thoughts attract sickness, and healthy thoughts attract health.  It is impossible to think only healthy thoughts and get sick.  It would violate the law of attraction.

Now you know The Secret.  Tell your friends, and visualize health!  The Secret can only make you vomit if you *think* it can.

July 19, 2008 1:47 AM

Lyn39 said:

I appreciate the brief synopsis of the Daughtry article.  If I attempted to read it myself, I think that my pointy head would explode.  And I've been struggling to avoid that.  The power of prayer is responsible for saving this woman's life.  But if she happens to go into remission, I imagine that unfortunate turn of events will be attributed to the misguided egg head doctors.

July 19, 2008 9:46 AM

mikelifsey said:

In the first half of your description of the Seinfeld like bargain you say "Secular liberals and Democrats go along with increasing outreach to religious voters and religious organizations--even if it makes them uncomfortable..."

Here's my question:  What makes you uncomfortable about reaching out to religious voters and organizations?  Is it because you think they're stupid and therefore not worthy of your attention?  Is it because you think it is a futile exercise and a waste of time and effort?  I'm not trying to be a jerk here, but I truly don't see any downside whatsoever to reaching out to religious folks.

July 19, 2008 4:41 PM