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TODAY'S STORIES
27.06.2008
Unity Shmunity

Not to rain on anyone's grand reconciliation, but someone in the Obama camp should have seen to it that today's public love-in got stuck with a better label than Unity Day. Ick. So cheesy. Makes the party sound like a bunch of hand-holdling, kumbaya-singing peaceniks--hardly the image the Dems need to be fostering. Next thing you know both camps will wind up out into the woods on one of those ghastly trust-building retreats where everyone swings from trees and falls backward into each other's arms.

I personally would have preferred something more along the lines of Reluctantly-joining-forces-to-kick-the-GOP's-ass Day, but I realize that truth in advertising has its limitations. Other suggestions welcome. 

--Michelle Cottle 

 

Posted: Friday, June 27, 2008 2:38 PM with 9 comment(s)

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timteeter said:

I'll try to come up with a better headliner sometime, but meanwhile, can we all stop making fun of kumbaya?  For those of us of, um, a certain age, it brings back happy memories . . .

June 27, 2008 3:20 PM

Crock1701 said:

Wasn't World Unity Day the name of the big celebration in Times Square in Spider-man 1?  The one where the Goblin comes in and blows alot of things up?  Macy Gray performed? Who knew it would be real?

June 27, 2008 3:37 PM

miceelf said:

Everybody But Bill Day.

June 27, 2008 3:49 PM

miceelf said:

Other suggested name (anyone else remember KLF and their sheep?):

3 AM Eternal

June 27, 2008 3:52 PM

ackyri said:

Pander to the Poles - Solidarity Day!

June 27, 2008 5:18 PM

rozenson said:

Debt Reconciliation Day.

June 27, 2008 5:24 PM

blackton said:

Happy, happy, joy, joy day? Rage against the GOP machine day? How about Hirack Clinbama day?

How about the day of the Fly (from the movie)

June 27, 2008 5:26 PM

psantillana said:

I'm all for Unity Day as long as they blast this:

youtube.com/watch

I fear that won't happen. But it should!

June 27, 2008 5:29 PM

jobeek2 said:

Close the Ranks, Circle the Wagons Day

June 27, 2008 10:05 PM