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29.04.2008
DeShawn Stevenson's Immortality Now Assured

From Vulture:

There’s a new Jay-Z track up at America’s No. 1 source of news about today’s hottest hip-hop and R&B (Kanye West’s blog). Apparently a freestyle, it’s recorded over the beat from Too Short’s “Blow the Whistle.” Though no target is named, the track is clearly aimed at Washington Wizards shooting guard DeShawn Stevenson and rapper Soulja Boy. What? Yes. It all started when Stevenson started talking jive about Jay-Z’s main man LeBron James, whose Cavaliers are currently taking on the Wizards in a first-round playoff series. LeBron responded that such a move was like Soulja Boy taking on Jay-Z, which prompted Stevenson to invite Mr. Boy himself to game three of the series in D.C. Jay then responded with the track, which was played Friday in a D.C. club and hit the Internet yesterday.

As a track, it’s not much; there are some decent if vague lines — “We [that’s Jay and LeBron] let the money do the talkin’ / And as you see, we talk rather often” — but since Jay refuses to actually mention whom he’s talking about because he thinks he’s above it, there’s none of the hilariously personal cutting-down that makes a dis track a dis track. It's too generic to be memorable, but we nonetheless appreciate it if simply for the fact that Jay-Z's catalogue now includes an entire song about a semi-obscure player for the Washington Wizards. It's an entirely new category of music: the Novelty Beef.

Now, if only some hip hop artist would write a Novelty Beef about Eddie Jordan's inability to coach Gilbert Arenas properly...

--Christopher Orr

Posted: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:54 PM with 7 comment(s)

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benberger said:

It's never 0's fault ... blame the coach.

April 29, 2008 2:07 PM

ejbenjamin said:

I saw Jay in Chicago on Saturday, and the man is a superstar in every sense of the word.

April 29, 2008 2:14 PM

Chris Orr said:

benberger -

my comment was hardly intended as an endorsement of Gil; if EJ were a better coach he'd be playing Agent Zero off the bench (as he promised to), for fewer minutes (ditto), and he certainly wouldn't be asking him to single-handedly win games in the closing seconds. (Indeed, he probably wouldn't even have him on the floor.)

April 29, 2008 3:09 PM

FWright said:

I would be satisfied with a track that fully described the gutlessness of Brendan Haywood.

April 29, 2008 3:10 PM

kerouac9 said:

Chris, how do you somehow forget to mention Jiggaman's personal interest?  

Hova is part owner of the New Jersey (soon to be Brooklyn) Nets.  He's going to be moving the team to the city JUST around the same time that King James is going to be looking at his next contract.  The odds of him going anywhere besides Brooklyn for max money is zero.  

No wonder Jay Z has BronBron's back.

April 29, 2008 3:45 PM

Crock1701 said:

This is sort of hilarious, it's like it's 1914 all over again and Deshawn Stevenson is Serbia/Gavrilo Princip, the footnote in history to the feurd amongst the bigger players!

April 29, 2008 3:47 PM

tkozal said:

ahh yes now glorification of the two destroyers of the inner city, rap and hoops....watch, guns will follow....

April 30, 2008 12:34 PM