How did a post on Viagra with a link to a site called "balloon juice" get past the CanWest spam filters?

Mr. Underhill certainly is tighter with a dollar than Eliot Spitzer.

$20?  $30?  Hookers are kind of cheap in Sarasota, FL.  Lesson learned for Elliot Spitzer.

arrest them, hell they should throw these guys a parade. beyond that, how dense is this undercover cop? Any guy who visibly looks past the age of 80 should get a pass for this kind of thing, even if they are guilty. Just smile and nod and send them on their way.

I love that line "93 is kind of old" what passes for old in this guys book?

What, you've never heard of a senior discount?

Blackton - what passes for old in this guy's book?  The other 93 year old, Carlos Underhill who didn't have the moxie to come back and, to use the word in the article ,"consummate" the deal.  Probably withdrew  that $20 from the  ATM, forgot why he got it, and blew it at the Piggly-Wiggly on Grape Nuts and Postum.

93! The audacity of hope!

What dubya said: I'm gonna print this out, highlight the "$20" and "$30" and wave it under the Sonoma Hooker's Franklin-sniffing nose.

Does working the mid-morning shuffle-board tournaments to phish for randy nonegenarians mean you're pretty much the bottom of vice dancing pole?

Yard...just refrain from screaming "Down goes Fraziah! Down goes Fraziah! Down goes Fraziah!" when your Viagra runs out prematurely at the Sunrise Inn.

singlespeed:

Little Willie (a Cialis aficianado, for those of you keeping score at home) prefers hearing Pat Summerall's "It's up...it's good!"

With a quick substitution of nationality, I think of Winston Churchill, who said when being told of a very simliar incident on a cold winter's night in a London park, "There are some things that make one proud to be an Englishman."

"Give each other $20 dollars and put it on Underhill" ---- Fletch

I've now got a picture of Madden doing his diagram analysis as the cheap action goes down.

"Now this is where the left tackle swings out, see, and pulls the line to create the hole for the fullback."

Meanwhile, Little Willie John sings "Fever" and the click of bocce is heard in the distance.

Toujours de l'audace, as Napoleon would say

This episode brings to mind two of the most important words in the American criminal-justice system: Prosecutorial discretion.

"The Sonoma Hooker?" BillYard, is there only one hooker in Sonoma? You should get out more. Anyhow here is a "hint from Heloise" regarding Viagra use and hookers: When cruising for street hookers grind up the viagra with a mortar & pestle, add the powder to a preferred drink and shake(the mixture). Then while stalking keep at hand and immediately ingest if a likely prospect is sighted. If timed correctly the effects will manifest about the time the hooker is procured and brought to the location for transacting. This method prevents wasting a pill(and having to contend with the effects) if you take it before setting out only to find no quarry about.

lesserliz,

I'd heard that tip from a fellow 'monger a few years ago but forgot it. I won't again; thanks.

Really annoying, when coming up empty-handed (so to speak), are the side effects. The flush is what gets me--I keep a frozen washcloth in a ZipLoc bag in the freezer at all times. As the Boy Scouts taught me, be prepared!