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13.03.2008
Holy S***, NRCC!

Whoa -- it's hard to overstate how bad the audit findings Josh cited below are for the poor, beleaguered NRCC, which just lost Denny Hastert's old seat in a special election this week, too. I guess it must have to do with the suspicious way in which Eliot Spitzer structured his money transfers, but you just have to wonder, how is it possible that a ten-thousand-dollar Spitzer transfer to a prostitution ring tripped up authorities while the NRCC's treasurer stole one million dollars and nobody noticed anything?

The Post story Josh linked to notes this fact:

However, [the auditor] said that the year-end report filed with the Federal Election Commission in 2006 overstated the NRCC's actual cash on hand by $990,000.

What the story doesn't say is that the NRCC's stated cash on hand was only $1,401,618 -- meaning that if the discrepancy represents what the treasurer stole, which it likely does, then he simply stole most of the NRCC's money. Kind of makes you think of a high school election in which the candidate's buddy makes off with the cash box, except it's not a high school candidate, it's a national party.

--Eve Fairbanks

Posted: Thursday, March 13, 2008 6:46 PM with 11 comment(s)

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ChanRobt said:

Guys, have de-evolution amongst the educated class progressed so far that "holy shit" is the best headline you can come up with?

I know that's what college papers do now.  But, I thought we were cooler than that.

March 13, 2008 7:39 PM

jemerk said:

Those are the exterminator financial practices, correct.

March 13, 2008 7:47 PM

Rhubarbs said:

Obscure, slightly outdated hipster pop-culture allusion alternate headline, just for Chan:

"All Them Crazy Elephant Bones"

March 13, 2008 10:01 PM

blackton said:

Channy, in order of your chinese sounding surname how about Da Bian gong he guo dang. Minzudang zhen hao.

March 13, 2008 10:29 PM

ChanRobt said:

re Da Bian gong he guo dang. Minzudang zhen hao, love it Blackie.

I'm the first Asian president.

March 14, 2008 1:10 AM

ChanRobt said:

Rhubs, thanks for the alternative.  

I'll see if I can find a way to be offended.

March 14, 2008 1:10 AM

ChanRobt said:

CORRECTO  

HAS de-evolution amongst the educated class...etc

March 14, 2008 1:11 AM

ejbenjamin said:

I still laugh when I remember the Onion's first headline after 9/11: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT: AMERICA UNDER ATTACK."

March 14, 2008 8:01 AM

davidsmith192 said:

This is actually good news for McCain.  Republican contributors are going to give up on congressional candidates this election cycle and throw their money towards 527 groups that will be running endless attack ads against Obama.

March 14, 2008 8:44 AM

ChanRobt said:

Salutations, dear Plank, on your demure headline edit.

-Voice of Chan

March 14, 2008 9:36 AM

williamyard said:

A million smackers.

The hookers one could get. And money left over for salty snacks, and maybe some boss chrome 18-inch rims for my Civic Hybrid.

It boggles the mind; Little Willie jerks violently, as if Tourette-riddled.

With that kind of scratch I'd order people around, just to piss them off. (None of the "little people," of course. That wouldn't be right.)

My hat's off, so to speak, to the crook.

March 14, 2008 2:45 PM