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30.12.2007
Huckabee Doesn't Want Anybody to See Him at Church?

Des Moines - Mike Huckabee had been scheduled to speak this morning at the 11 AM service at the big Cornerstone Family Church on the south side of Des Moines, an event on the calendar that provoked breathless excitement among journalists here: The holy candidate, in the pulpit, on the last Sabbath before his great trial! But the holy candidate got a last-minute case of the willies and canceled the appearance, telling everybody he didn't want to make a big scene and would instead worship in an "undisclosed location." The undisclosed location turned out to be ... the Cornerstone Family Church. Sneaky sneaky!

Driving to Cornerstone from downtown, you enter real church country. Churches of every size dot most big intersections; the Wakonda Church, the Rock of God, St. John's (whose marquee reads: "GOD LOVES YOU AND HE APPROVES THIS MESSAGE"). There's a ton of places Huckabee could've slipped off to if he had really wanted to pray in peace. But, of course, he didn't -- he just wanted the press to think he wanted to. Cornerstone is too perfect a representation of what he wants his campaign to be for him to pass it up. It's fast-growing. It's rock-and-roll, with a band and a heavily-amplified gospel choir. It's diverse -- the morning congregation looked about half white and half black. And it's very morally fervent. "It is my desire that the institution of Marriage not to be redefined [sic] and that the statement below be added to my parties platform," reads a little sheet of paper church wardens pass out during the service, with the instruction to bring it to our caucus locations on Thursday. Even its name is eerily apropos. Isn't Huckabee the stone the builders of the GOP race rejected

After a lot of singing, Pastor Dan Berry launches into his sermon, which is about the power of momentum. "In your life, there's going to be a lot of opposition that comes up in the way of your dream. Like Jesus, you will have to plow through a lot of hostility," he explains, suited up in a fashionable black mock turtleneck and tan blazer for the occasion. Berry's got plenty of statistics ("90% of failures come from people who quit too soon") and aphorisms ("an oak tree is nothing more than a little nut who held its ground") to buttress his argument. But the most powerful moment, the crux of the sermon, is a story he tells about a time he watched a Strongman competition on TV. Berry is a real ham, and, as the church crowd hoots with laughter, he moves away from the podium and rubs his thighs and flexes his shoulders and grunts like the bodybuilder he was supposedly watching, who had been harnessed up to a commuter bus. As the bodybuilder leaned forward -- Berry leans and groans to demonstrate -- Berry suddenly wondered what would happen if somebody stuck a little piece of wood under the bus's wheels. Before the bus got moving, he suspected, a little piece of wood like that would have been too much for for the bodybuilder to get it started over. But then the straining bodybuilder began to take steps. "He got moving," Pastor Berry says. "The bus started really rolling. And now he's moving! And I thought, if you had put a block under the bus's wheels, it would have just gone ploomp-ploomp, right over it!" 

The story feels like a passionate open letter to Mike Huckabee. You have momentum. Just keep pulling the direction you've been pulling, and you'll just go ploomp-ploomp right over all the attacks Romney and the others throw under your wheels. If Huckabee had been in the audience, the Strongman story -- so clearly a tribute to him -- could have been a tremendously powerful moment. But he wasn't. He had ducked out earlier, before I arrived. "He busted right out the back as soon as I said the word 'caucus'!" Berry says after the service. 

The truth is, Huckabee's gotten to the edge, and he's blinking. Unlike the eleven other candidates criss-crossing the state, he is taking the entire day off campaigning, reportedly to rest and prepare for a marathon, and I don't think the "marathon" is figurative. Dealing on the trail yesterday with the increasingly intense attacks against him, he seemed off his game, even nervous. He decided to do a church service, but then he did it halfheartedly, which is probably worse than not showing up at all. Sneaking out under everybody's noses provokes the vague feelings of resentment that Hollywood stars do when they refuse to give their poor fans autographs. 

If Huckabee's really starting to feel nervous that talk of religion and talk of the caucuses are getting too mixed, then his candidacy is doomed, since it's built on that mixture. Getting up after the service, I start to think canceling the original glitzy Cornerstone appearance was a big mistake. Opportunistic, showy, yeah, it probably would have been all of that. But I actually suspect Republicans in Iowa haven't hit their saturation point on that kind of thing, and Huckabee has room to take it further over the top. A destiny argument is what's brought him this far. It's the source of his incredible momentum, as Pastor Berry suggested. 

Not every campaign feels ashamed to be working the churches the Sunday before the caucuses. Stationed near the door at the end of the Cornerstone service is Obama volunteer Arrington Dixon, a former D.C. city councilman with a benevolent smile who's come to Iowa all the way from the Washington neighborhood of Anacostia. Unwilling to entirely cede the legions of the faithful to Huckabee, the campaign dispatched Dixon here.

A parishioner I sat next to during Pastor Berry's service explained to me that, in theory, he didn't really like his politics mixing with his church life. You hear that idea a lot around here. But he conceded that this feeling is abstract, more of an intellectual or constitutional point than a strong emotion. And instead of spurning Dixon on their way out of the church, a number of people, both white and black, stop to take pamphlets and "People of Faith for Obama" stickers from him as they leave. Nobody I ask says they're annoyed Dixon is here -- one young woman in red actually mentioned happily that she saw him sitting through the whole service wearing his Obama button and even singing along with the hymns. A little shamelessness can go a long way.

--Eve Fairbanks

Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2007 3:02 PM with 8 comment(s)

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williamyard said:

The most consistent recurrent dream I had as a child was being outside, during winter, and being unable to get inside. But I could see everyone inside, around a blazing hearth, warm and happy.

Ah, but I was so much older then. Now I know outside/inside is a false dichotomy.

Two Fridays ago, on the evening of the winter solstice, the Sonoma Hooker came into town at my invitation to walk the labyrinth outside Grace Cathedral at the top of Nob Hill. The night was clear and brisk, Orion standing guard over the Bay Bridge to the east.

The labyrinth's design reproduces that of its famous antecedent at the Cathedral of our Lady of Chartres, outside Paris. As with most labyrinths the path is wide enough for only one. My lady-friend went in first, after a minute or so I followed, we met and lingered in the center, then left as we'd come. I find a stroll into and out of a labyrinth a refreshing antidote to the notion that a straight line is the shortest distance between two points. Meanwhile, inside Grace Cathedral, parishioners worshipped. As they exited after the service, some bubbled over to the labyrinth where we silently circled, but they respectfully left us in peace.

I don't understand the desire by so many believers to see and be seen during the act of worship. For me, an agnostic for whom the jury's still out, I like sitting in a back pew, alone, in the dark of a barely lit evening service. It is often cold in these drafty old caverns. The pews are uncomfortable. If I'm lucky enough to visit an unpopular church, no one is nearby to get between me and whatever it is I don't want them to interfere with.

In any case no one else was inside my mind when I got pulled from the womb and no one will be there when my last breath slowly seaps away. Repeating rituals as part of a congregation of like-minded folks might dull a bit of the background pain or even help one become a better person, but in terms of stone-cold, dark-of-solstice soul-searching, I doubt it can do more besides merely delaying the inevitable.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Huckabee feels the same way, even if he would be loathe to admit it. Don't matter how high you get or what you get high on--Jack Daniels, Jesus Christ, jihad, the Great Seal of the United States, etc.--the next day nobody's gonna do your sobering up for you.

December 30, 2007 6:45 PM

clifton said:

What puzzles me is why Obama, a Christian who a third of the country will end up believing is Muslim, isn't giving each of his speeches in a church.  Huckabee isn't getting nervous about mixing religion and politics, but at some point, he realizes, America will have gotten the message: he's the Christian one.  He's worried about being viewed only as "the Christian one", and not "the successful governor".

But certainly Obama doesn't have to worry about being "the Christian one".  So what's the downside for him?

Perhaps for Obama, this is part of not being seen as "the black one", since in the past, black politicians and black churches have gone hand in hand.  Still given all the madrasa stuff he's going to face, it seems he's running quite a risk.

December 30, 2007 7:43 PM

tarfon said:

Before, or at least along with, citing to Mark, you might have cited to the original instance of the "cornerstone" metaphor -- Psalms 118:22 (<net.bible.org/verse.php), which is the source to which Mark itself refers.  

December 31, 2007 10:02 AM

JackR said:

williamyard:  Thanks for the lovely soliloquy on living alone and dying alone with the possibility of warming company in the labyrinth in between.  As usual, you brighten my day.  May I take the liberty of recommending a book to you: "Destiny of Souls" by Michael Newton.  I wish you a Happy, Healthy, and especially, a Prolific New Year.

Jack Rosenblum

December 31, 2007 10:11 AM

cspencef said:

clifton: Perhaps Obama is saving the pulpit-stumping until he thinks he really needs it?  I'm not sure it's as helpful during primary season, when the Iowa churchers won't be going to a Democratic caucus anyway, as it would/will be, say, during the general election campaign?  I dunno, just guessing...

December 31, 2007 11:32 AM

e fairbanks said:

Tarfon, yeah, it was kind of dumb, but I couldn't find a translation of the Psalm cite right away that used "cornerstone" instead of "capstone" or "head stone of the corner." Damn King James. Williamyard, that was lovely indeed. Cspence, Obama might not be in the pulpit but his campaign is trying a lot harder than any other Democratic one I've seen to stir up some religious fervor -- I don't think there are "People of Faith for Hillary" stickers, etc, though I guess I could be wrong.

December 31, 2007 11:56 AM

e fairbanks said:

Tarfon, yeah, it was kind of dumb, but I couldn't find a translation of the Psalm cite right away that used "cornerstone" instead of "capstone" or "head stone of the corner." Damn King James. Williamyard, that was lovely indeed. Cspence, Obama might not be in the pulpit but his campaign is trying a lot harder than any other Democratic one I've seen to stir up some religious fervor -- I don't think there are "People of Faith for Hillary" stickers, etc, though I guess I could be wrong.

December 31, 2007 11:56 AM

williamyard said:

Thanks, Jack and Eve, and a Happy 2008 to all the Merry Planksters!

December 31, 2007 8:29 PM