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COLUMNISTS
TODAY'S STORIES
29.11.2007
Somebody Get This Boy Some Ritalin

There's a piece in today's NYT "Styles" section about a 25-year-old guy named Sean Aiken who has committed to spending an entire year searching for his life's calling by hopping from one job to another every week--everything from climbing instructor to extreminator to tatoo artist--and, of course, chronicling the whole soul-expanding journey on his web site, oneweekjob.com. As the site's subhed explains young Sean's odyssey, he is "searching a passion, not just a job."

Not to be a grump, but this project strikes me as both absurd and unbearably self-indulgent. For starters, a huge number of jobs--including many that are apt to be what Aiken, a college grad with a degree in business administration, will wind up in--require specialized training or experience in order to get any real sense of them. And even with those jobs that some dilettante 20-something can jump right into, a week hardly seems adequate time to tell what it would be like to work somewhere day after day after day...after day. The Times cites some freelance business journalist who disagrees--and is, in fact, publishing a book about his days roaming from one employer to the next. But I'm not buying it. I haven't worked that many different places, but I've worked enough to know that five days don't give you anything beyond the most cursory sense of a particular job--much less an organization's culture.

For instance, young Sean proclaimed his week tending cows on a dairy farm to be "cool." I'm sure, as a temporary gig, it was. But shoveling cow shit for a week is one thing. (Hell Paris Hilton can do that.) Doing it for six months or six years is quite another. My guess is that our questing hero would, eventually, feel that his college degree was ultimately made for bigger, better, less smelly endeavors--such as, oh, I don't know, becoming a web celebrity by posting cutesy videos of himself smiling and job hopping and angsting about his generation's quest for meaning. (Raise your hand if you suspect that becoming a web phenom was at least part of this extremely mediagenic kid's goal all along.)

At this point--36 weeks in--young Sean says he has yet to find his "passion." Color me shocked. Maybe when this ridiculous project of his is over, he will get around to devoting his time and attention to something --anything--long enough to allow some passion to develop. I realize this is the era of ADHD and miniscule attention spans, but do we really want to glorify folks like Aiken? I mean, even Fred Thompson has devoted more time to his various careers than this kid. 

 --Michelle Cottle

Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2007 1:33 PM with 21 comment(s)

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adaglas said:

As a 26-year-old, I find the implication that my generation can't finish anything to be

November 29, 2007 2:29 PM

epackard-02 said:

Michelle ... where does one work as an "extreminator"?  The NRA?  NAMBLA?

November 29, 2007 2:38 PM

adamvaught said:

Funny, adaglas. We're not all as lazy as

November 29, 2007 2:41 PM

epackard-02 said:

Dang. I must be too old. I completed my last th

November 29, 2007 2:58 PM

blackton said:

what nitwits are hiring this nitwit? And just what is the interview like? Here is a scary thing from his website: Total Donations Raised

$14,281.60

Who sent this yutz money to waste everyones time?

I found my passion at a young age, but unfortunately sitting on the couch watching TV doesn't pay.

I am going to create my own website where I will search for a profound insight into the human condition every week, unfortunately it will take a lot of money. For a small fee I will share each profound insight each week with you and only you. Be on the fast track to nirvana. Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity.

November 29, 2007 3:17 PM

boneill said:

As a 29-yr-old, and not a little diapered wierdo like adaglas, I am glad to have found my true passion in life: getting paid by a company for dicking around on TNR all day.  

I can't even click on the link.  The guy makes me sick.  

November 29, 2007 3:21 PM

adamvaught said:

Why does he make you sick, bone? Because he is actually willing to work a whole week? I see how such a thought would make you sick.

November 29, 2007 3:30 PM

adaglas said:

Blackton, may I direct you to my new organization, Nitwits Networking Nitwits (or Triple-N.)  Here, you'll find a vast array of successful yet stupid men and women perfectly willing to extend a hand to fellow loafers - likely knocking something off their desk in the process - and give the rising stars of my generation a chance to break the world record for bags of Doritos consumed during a single Halo 3 session.  Your old road is rapidly fading - please get out of the new one if you can't lend a hand (Donation checks can be addressed to me.)

November 29, 2007 3:39 PM

boneill said:

You're right, adamvaught, I have trouble.  Perhaps if, like you, I made a living denying the claims of war widows to get medicine for their arthritic hearts I might approach my job with a lighter spring in my step.  

November 29, 2007 4:00 PM

adamvaught said:

Bone, there is no job that would lighten your step. Even if your job was Superman you’d bitch that you didn’t get a cool car like Batman.

November 29, 2007 4:10 PM

boneill said:

I would like to teach children to sing, because that makes the world more beautiful.   That would be a great job.

Sigh...

November 29, 2007 4:23 PM

adamvaught said:

Have you actually heard children signing? It's like listening to a gaggle of geese on helium.

November 29, 2007 4:30 PM

boneill said:

No, adam, it sounds like the future.

A horrible, high-pitched future of echoing narccisim where children are born expecting that their peers will watch them preen on the internet, like this self-absorbed jackass.

See, adaglas- that's called "tying a thread together".   Feel free to bask in my wisdom.

November 29, 2007 4:41 PM

adaglas said:

Why do I get singled out to bask in anything downwind of boneill?  I demand an investigation.

Adamvaught, there must be some job suited for the boy.  Don't we need people to jerk off livestock to preserve their seed in the event of a biological catastrophe?

November 29, 2007 5:18 PM

blackton said:

hey bone, I patented the whole wisdom thing and is available by subscription only on my website so back off. and adaglas, the problem with foisting off that job onto bone is that he is just too likely to rack up much too much overtime pay because he would undoubtedly like it.

November 29, 2007 5:33 PM

boneill said:

Baloney, blackton.  Your wisdom is bound to be something deep and mystical that you have picked up on your travels, like "didja (sic) know the chinesee (sic) use chopsticks?  I didn't" and "contrary to what I had thought, in Mexico you can't just clap your hands and say 'paco! get me a chalupa' and expect somthing (sic) to happen".  

And ada, it isn't "jerking off", you vulgarian.  It is "making bovine handlove"

November 29, 2007 5:59 PM

AlanK said:

Finally, we have come back to where we began and see it again for the first time. Bless you all.

But, just in passing, the debate isn't really all that hard. Clearly, the wanker has followed his weird and has discovered his true vocation. He wants to know just enough about something to be a smartass about it. He is, in short, a card-carrying member of the TNR online fraternity. Somebody buy that boy a subscription. (He CAN read, can't he?)

November 29, 2007 11:00 PM

blackton said:

AlanK, brilliant observation. This thread has all the frontline wankers on board, with you and I calling them out on it. For the record I am not a smart ass, just generally underappreciated.

November 30, 2007 11:01 AM

adaglas said:

Ha!  Shows what you know AlanK.  I don't need to know nuthin' about nuthin' in order to be a smartass about it!

November 30, 2007 12:03 PM

tkozal said:

He's white. He's blonde, He wears dreads. He has disturbed the order of the universe to a great degree, and must be punished.

November 30, 2007 1:18 PM

ericad said:

Um Michelle, this endeavor isn't MEANT to be serious.  It's meant to draw attention/get exposure so he can launch his real career, which I'm sure in his mind, is something akin to  "cultural commentatorr" or whatever it is they are calling Mo Rocca this week.  His goal is to get rich and famous without having to (eventually) "really work".  $14k thus far, eh?  Keep working bud. Everyone else, please ignore.

December 3, 2007 3:16 PM