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COLUMNISTS
TODAY'S STORIES
28.11.2007
Carson Daly Is As Lame As You Imagined

Carson Daly's late-night TV show, "Last Call," is going back on the air despite the ongoing Writers Guild strike, and he's asking for comic assistance. The Smoking Gun has a leaked email from Daly telling friends and family to leave jokes on voicemail for him to play on the show later. He explains what he's looking for:

It could be as simple as...BEEP "Hey Cars, it's DAD, sorry bout the strike, gotta be tough on ya, try this one on the show..2 priests and a rabbi walk into a bar.......yada yada..Anyway, my back's feeling better, those pills mom got me seem to be working.....finally. bye."...

The more random and creative, the better (my personal doctor in NY is on this email). Quicker jokes will work well as will "classic" or "hacky"ones OR if you think you got a "homerun" let her rip. But again, it's totally up to you. 

Now that sounds like irresistible television. Vulture singles out a line in the email where Daly promises "Myself and one other person will be hearing these only," and quips, "his viewership is even worse than we thought."

--Christopher Orr

Posted: Wednesday, November 28, 2007 4:02 PM with 6 comment(s)

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mollysimon said:

Essentially, he's crossing the picket line, which makes him not only lame but scum.

By the way, I'm taking the kids to Enchantment based on your recommendation.

November 28, 2007 6:29 PM

basman said:

I don't get Carson Daily one single bit. I don't know how he commands a half hour late night/early morn 5 nights a week on big time television. He is not funny and when he strains to be funny--and blithely assuming that he is--it is cringe worthy. He maybe a swell fella, good golfer, good friend of Kid Rock--calls him "Bob"-- and what not, and he plays at being right at the inner centre of whatever passes for hip, but for tv hosting purpsoes "lame" is the word.

November 28, 2007 6:30 PM

jfelliott said:

I cannot imagine this show will be any worse without writers.  I shudder think what "worse" might actually look like in this regard.

November 28, 2007 6:57 PM

drdannyu said:

Lest you fools think that fame has anything (ANYTHING!!) to do with talent, skill, intelligence, wit, or discernible merit whatsoever, I will remind you that THESE people --

www.youtube.com/watch

are famous.

November 28, 2007 7:04 PM

basman said:

drdannyu

I dunno Doc, for a pop tune, it wasn't the worst I ever heard, kind of pleasant in a sacherine sort of way. The Spice Girls were the Monkees of their time, synthetic to be sure, but not unpleasant and not without talent. So there is some barely minimal correspondence between their talent and their hyped up notoriety. But, as you agree, Doc, Carson Daily is absolutely talentless and any connection between what he can do and his hosting  escapes me, and that's for sure.

November 28, 2007 10:33 PM

drdannyu said:

basman, I will defer to your differing opinion of the song.  I, personally, felt it had all the aural appeal of cats being strangled.  

November 29, 2007 8:29 AM