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08.11.2007
Are Aqua Dots For Real?

The Boston Globe's Josh Glenn pours cold water over the aforementioned Aqua Dots scare. He suspects a hoax, and some of his logic--especially that which doesn't involve Hitler and the Bush administration--is pretty compelling:

How on earth could a toy be accidentally coated with roofies? Answer: It couldn't. Either the Chinese really are trying to poison American children, which is far-fetched, or this whole recall was a big lie. . . . 

If Aqua Dots were merely toxic, I might not be so suspicious. But (innocent children) + (anything to do with sexual predators) = widespread, instant hysteria. Guaranteed.

Finally, there's some evidence that the hoaxers, whoever they may be -- some might suspect spin masters in the Bush administration, trying to divert attention away from Iraq -- have a sick sense of humor. Why else, one wonders, would the Toronto-based North American distributor of Aqua Dots be called... wait for it... Spin Master Toys?

Personally, I suspect Lego or the PlayMobils are behind the whole thing.

--Jason Zengerle

Posted: Thursday, November 08, 2007 11:09 AM with 3 comment(s)

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williamyard said:

I'm hope it's not a hoax because, having no other plans for this evening, I thought I'd go home, order in, suck some Aqua Dots, offer myself a glass of wine, engage myself in witty conversation, ask myself if I've been working out, tell myself I look a little tense, offer to give myself a massage, and then have my way with myself.

OTOH, if the Aqua Dots are Aqua Duds, I'll just end up frowning at CNN and growling myself to sleep.  Plus, what do I do with these five cases of Aqua Dots?

November 8, 2007 12:23 PM

Robert Powell said:

I immediately went out looking for Aqua Dots myself--if I can corner the market before they're all recalled I'll have a Merry Christmas.

As to the origins of the "contamination", I agree that it's obviously not an accident. My theory is that this is part of the same Canadian conspiracy that produced tnr's new website.

November 9, 2007 4:04 AM

Jason Zengerle said:

November 9, 2007 12:07 PM