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COLUMNISTS
TODAY'S STORIES
07.11.2007
Press Release of the Day

Ever since I wrote this article, I've been on the publicity lists for a few of the celebrity weeklies. Normally I don't pay too much attention to what they send me, but this release was impossible to ignore--and too good not to share. From In Touch Weekly:

It wasn’t a dinner theater performance when George Clooney got into a fight with romance novel coverboy Fabio during dinner at Madeo in West Hollywood on November 2. Fabio and a group of women, including a professional photographer, were sitting at a table next to George and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson. Everything was fine between the two heartthrobs until the photographer started shooting — and that’s when trouble erupted. According to numerous eyewitnesses, George suspected the woman was snapping photos of him and Sarah, so he asked her to stop. Fabio got up and went over to George’s table — not to apologize, but to explain that the photos weren’t of George. “I thought you were a nice guy,” Fabio, 48, said to George, 46. “Stop being a diva.” Those were apparently fighting words, because George stood up and the two started arguing until George went to push Fabio! “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,” the eyewitness reveals. George skipped the rest of his meal, asked for his check and left. Ron Marotto, a witness who was dining at an adjacent table, says the fight between the two very recognizable men was visible to most of the restaurant. “George looked annoyed when Fabio went to his table,” Ron reveals exclusively to In Touch. “George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him,” Ron says. “George was drinking,” he adds. “He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober either.” Fabio’s manager tells In Touch that the star doesn’t want to comment except to say, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.” Helen Mirren and Joe Pesci also ate at Madeo on the night of the scuffle. After the incident, George paid his bill and left with Sarah.

Okay, back to work.

 

--Jason Zengerle 

Posted: Wednesday, November 07, 2007 3:15 PM with 16 comment(s)

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thejauntyboulevardier said:

ohhhh!  This is choice dish.  Fabio is too muscle bound.  These guys are all show, no go.  George appears to this keen observer to be a bit more limber and not as still.  In this smackdowns of pretty boys, my money is on Clooney.

btw, hi Jason!

November 7, 2007 10:46 AM

jet said:

I dunno, Jason, maybe you could start a new blog on the TNR site called Star F'er.  And when I suggest this, I'm implying that you'll have the best, and most cynical look at the [useless to our everyday life] tomfoolery with our Hollywood brothers and sisters.

You can just see the reviews, a sample:

"Jason Zengerle, editor of TNR's Star F'er has done more to expose American's love affair with themselves as seen through American's worship of Hollywood, than pretty much anyone else that has tried since the press was invented.  One result, the electorate has done a much better job paying attention to it's needs and has elected three of most effective presidents in American history."

Okay, that's going a little far, but hopefully, you get my drift.

November 7, 2007 11:06 AM

purcellneil said:

Were Pesci and Mirren together?

November 7, 2007 11:38 AM

J.J. Gould said:

jauntyboulevardier -- Absurd! Fabio over Clooney, any day ...

November 7, 2007 12:15 PM

thejauntyboulevardier said:

JJ-

really?  what odds can you give me on that? The sportsman within me loves these titanic matchups...

November 7, 2007 12:35 PM

jet said:

JZ, on Gehry:

You started something the other day Jason.  Here's the UK's 'The Register's' outrage about Gehry's designs in the link below.  Note though, that Gerhy has suffered much worse earlier in his career, a building in 1986 had to be completely destroyed because of design issues.  So it looks like Gehry will probably weather this one as well as it was repairable:

www.theregister.co.uk/.../mit_gehry_computing_stata

November 7, 2007 12:52 PM

boneill said:

I would put 5-1 on Clooney, easy.  He's a man's man who can probably throw a punch.  I guarantee you Fabio can't.  

November 7, 2007 12:55 PM

Jason Zengerle said:

Jet, thanks for the link to the register article. i hadn't seen it. i love the 'crap computing-dept' line. i wish i'd thought of it.

November 7, 2007 1:27 PM

teplukhin2you said:

Pretty boys, and pretty lame. Makes you miss the generation of Mitchum and George C Scott.

November 7, 2007 2:20 PM

Wandreycer1 said:

Slow news day hmmm?  What about our heroic Pakistani lawyers, no poop on them?  They are amazing. Instead we have this? And first daughter stuff?  

Anyway, Clooney rules is several ways - I'm glad he took a swing at Fabio, it sounds like Fabio was full of it and trying to invade Clooney's space, be a show-off, a jerk.  Good for Clooney.

As far as Mitchum and George C Scott - great refs Tep - but we're not doing too badly with Sean Penn, Christian Bale, Russell Crowe even old Jack - we still have plenty of pleasantly macho larger than life, ready for a fight movie guys to keep us going for awhile.

November 7, 2007 2:36 PM

rishy said:

Don;t forget, we also have cookie!  He is one tough, SOB!  Just ask him!

November 7, 2007 3:32 PM

jet said:

'crap-computing' - indeed, leave it to the Brits on the Reg to call it like they see it

November 7, 2007 4:45 PM

thejauntyboulevardier said:

rishy,

who is this cookie feller? He sounds like a fine individual.  In fact, cookie is God! You wish you were this sterling cookie guy!  I am not cookie..

hee, hee....

November 7, 2007 4:56 PM

wldctfan142 said:

Typical of your two guys-who-are-drunk argument. This happens quite frequently in bars. They  square off, a punch may, or may not, be thrown, then they wrestle around a bit, hoping someone steps in to break it up. Its fairly easy to win a confrontation such as this, and i say this as one who was taught at an early age not to wrestle around. I always advocate trying to talk your way out of it if possible, but, failing that, a short, crisp, two-three punch combo will take the fight out of your opponent in circumstances such as the one described. Or, if the opportunity presents itself, a left hook to the solar plexis will have the blowhard crying for his mamma, once he's able to start breathing again.

Though i actually think clooney might give a pretty good accounting of himself in a scrap, once it starts. Fabio, like most pure weightlifter types, probably has a glass chin.

I also agree with thejauntyboulevardier about mr. cookie. A finer fellow would be hard to find, plus, in my opinion, a man tougher than a ten cent shot of whiskey.

November 7, 2007 7:43 PM

thejauntyboulevardier said:

psst...wiilcat....I changed my tag....pass it on...

November 7, 2007 8:44 PM

rishy said:

Kenny G, what do we call you now?  Cookie was so short and sweet!  I think I will refer to you as JB from now on.

Peace!

November 8, 2007 11:16 AM