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19.06.2008
An Inconvenient Aria

Now that Al Gore's brainchild and meal ticket--An Inconvenient Truth--is slated to open as an opera in 2011, at no less a venue than the legendary La Scala operahouse in Milan, the Times offers the best medicine: parody, in the form of a dispatch from a beleaguered librettist seeking to translate the stuff of Gore's bestselling book into a soaring Italian spectacle. Excerpts:

 

I agree it would “round out the résumé” of Prince Algorino in the opening scene if he were to sing about his creation of a communications network. But the “Mio magnifico Internet” aria you propose seems to me a distraction — and frankly out of place in an 18th-century Tuscan village. I believe the peasants’ choral celebration of Prince Algorino’s wisdom suffices to establish his virtues.

 

You ask for a detailed revelation of how Petroleo prevents Prince Algorino from becoming king. I understand your interest and desire to introduce another villain. (Incidentally, the translation of “Bush” would be “Arbusto,” not “Shrubulo.”)

But no narrative purpose is served by Algorino’s singing about his “stolen throne” as he wanders in exile, particularly not in the glade where he encounters the earth goddess Gaia languishing near death. Instead of interrupting her “Molto caldo” aria, he should be focused on Gaia’s mysterious fever.

During Algorino’s instruction in the Weather Seer’s castle, you again accuse me of “caving” to the critics by omitting your famous chart correlating rising temperatures and rising carbon dioxide over the past 600,000 years. But it is of no consequence to me which came first, the carbon dioxide or the temperature. As an artist, I simply felt it would be jarring to interrupt the Seer’s aria with a PowerPoint presentation.

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I don’t share your fear that audiences will expect Prince Algorino to “offset his travel footprint,” so I don’t see the need for the tree-planting scene you suggest. Once the Weather Seer has explained Poseidon’s passion and shown him the rising seas, Algorino should immediately rush back to save Gaia. And why, with his lover in peril, would he pause en route to rescue a drowning polar bear?

 

Suffice it to say I find the conceit brilliant. The letter, not the opera. The latter is most certainly adding to the potential for confusion and backlash associated with what the Times has called "green noise" (throwback to DeLillo!). And to what end? I remain deeply skeptical that such outreach to opera-goers will do much in the way of energy action. No doubt these patrons already consume bushels of sustainably-farmed arugula monthly, and, if conventional cultural wisdom is intact, they're on our side. But who knows--the Mediterranean nations face specific dangers given rising sea levels, and there have been reports that climate change is ruining Italy's Chianti. So a little highbrow PR can't hurt.

 

--Dayo Olopade

 

(Photo: Russian soprano Anna Netrebko, frontrunner for the role of Carbonia. Courtesy of Getty Images.)

Posted: Thursday, June 19, 2008 5:20 PM with 11 comment(s)

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teplukhin2you said:

High camp. A future classic in the making, along with "Planet 9..", "Ben", and "Godzilla"

Or maybe Tootsie's roommate's opus, "Return to Love Canal"

June 19, 2008 6:36 PM

Crock1701 said:

I'll reserve judgment.  After all, who thought an opera about Nixon in China, or Robert Oppenheimer would be good?  Yet, they are, so there may be hope for this yet.

June 19, 2008 8:02 PM

aeromonas said:

Where have you guys been?  This is nothing new in contemporary opera.  Witness "Nixon in China" and "The Death of Klinghoffer."  

Yes, it's utter crap, but its opera's problem, not environmentalism's.  

I really don't know what the librettists' problem is.  Novelists still find their way toward melodrama.  I mean, seriously, isn't there enough incest, murder, and disollution in contemporary life and fiction to fuel a new opera?  As far as I can see, it's pure attention-seeking.  The producers know that if they do "Inconvenient Truth" everyone will take a look, if only to scoff.  

June 19, 2008 8:36 PM

teplukhin2you said:

Was Nixon" or "klinghoffer" based on an Excel file? Oops, I mean a Word doc? No wait, a PowerPoint preso?

June 20, 2008 2:12 AM

aeromonas said:

Well, teppy, "Nixon" might as well have been written about a computer file.  

I'm not all down on minimalist composers like Phillip Glass and Steve Reich--I have several of Reich's works on my hard drive--but when they move into opera or symphonies I think they're pushing the form into directions it just can't support.  What's arresting and even enlightening about minimalist music isn't any more so for having been expanded from a couple of marimbas to an entire orchestra.  The orchestra--or the opera company--only serves to make this superficially simple music seem ridiculous.

So, I guess what I'm saying is that if you were going to ask Phillip Glass or a composer like him to score an opera, it'd almost make more sense for him to do "Inconvenient Truth" than anything along the lines of "Carmen" or the Ring Cycle.   Of course, this is just another way of saying that Phillip Glass and those like him should probably steer clear of opera.

June 20, 2008 10:29 AM

cthulhu2008 said:

"But it is of no consequence to me which came first, the carbon dioxide or the temperature. "

Roflz

June 20, 2008 1:10 PM

teplukhin2you said:

aero - how are the acoustics in the Sydney Opera House or whatever the clamshell thing is called?

June 20, 2008 5:01 PM

aeromonas said:

tep, I've never been inside.  Only been to Syd twice--I live in Melbourne.  

There was a New Yorker piece a year or two back about the Opera House and its architect.  I seem to recall that the aucoustics are terrible, but thought to be because the interior was a compromise design when the project went overbudget.  I also seem to recall that there has been a recent move to reinvent the interior with improved acoustics.

June 21, 2008 7:52 PM

cspencef said:

Ugh.  I knew things were headed downhill after Jerry Springer: The Opera.  

I'm going on record as being extremely pessimistic about this.

June 21, 2008 11:02 PM

aeromonas said:

I'm not familiar with that one, cspencef, but having listened to an in-depth profile of Jerry Springer on This American Life, I gotta tell ya, there's definitely something operatic about that man's life story.  A bunch of his old friends from his days in Cincinnati politics view The Jerry Springer show as a tragic fall in the literary sense.  Springer was a total Kennedy liberal, a kind of practical idealist and on a local level was extremely successful, winning the Cinci mayoralty by the biggest margin ever.

Other fun fact: Springer floated the possibility of a Senate run in Ohio back in 2002 or 2004, I can't remember which.  He went on a barnstorming speaking tour of county-level Democratic Party functions all over the state, and according to everyone interviewed, he completely wowed them with his unapologetic economic liberal policy talk as well as is Ellis-Island-immigrant-style patriotism--the child of Holocaust survivors, he was born in Germany in 1946 and entered the US by ship in '49.   He also ran a bunch of focus groups to try and figure out how much the show would hamper him.  The result was not much--so long as he quit it.  In the end, though, he couldn't get out of his tv contract.

June 22, 2008 6:58 AM

cspencef said:

That might have been a substantial opera, aero, but the actual opera (as Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up) is more or less an operatic rendering of a typical over-the-top episode of the show.  It originated at the Edinburgh festival, can't remember what year, but it actually came to Carnegie Hall this past January (see jerryspringertheopera.com) with Harvey Keitel in the (non-singing) title role; all the emotional focus is on the show guests, including a grown woman in a diaper (I think).  It's a little bit musical-ish, not surprisingly, but still, it's out there.  It can be followed through any number of archive article in the NYTimes.

If this Inconvenient Opera is a La Scala project I presume it won't be the unabashedly trashy thing the Jerry Springer opera was, but I'm still going to stick with my declared pessimism.

June 22, 2008 2:48 PM