Now that Al Gore's brainchild and meal ticket--An
Inconvenient Truth--is slated to open as an opera in 2011, at no
less a venue than the legendary La Scala operahouse in Milan, the Times offers the best medicine: parody, in the form of a dispatch from
a beleaguered
librettist seeking to translate the stuff of Gore's bestselling book into a
soaring Italian spectacle. Excerpts:

I agree it would “round out the
résumé” of Prince Algorino in the opening scene if he were to sing about his
creation of a communications network. But the “Mio magnifico Internet” aria you
propose seems to me a distraction — and frankly out of place in an 18th-century
Tuscan village. I believe the peasants’ choral celebration of Prince Algorino’s
wisdom suffices to establish his virtues.
…
You ask for a detailed revelation of how Petroleo
prevents Prince Algorino from becoming king. I understand your interest and
desire to introduce another villain. (Incidentally, the translation of “Bush” would
be “Arbusto,” not “Shrubulo.”)
But no narrative purpose is served by Algorino’s
singing about his “stolen throne” as he wanders in exile, particularly not in
the glade where he encounters the earth goddess Gaia languishing near death.
Instead of interrupting her “Molto caldo” aria, he should be focused on Gaia’s
mysterious fever.
…
During Algorino’s instruction in the Weather Seer’s castle, you again
accuse me of “caving” to the critics by omitting your famous chart
correlating rising temperatures and rising carbon dioxide over the past
600,000 years. But it is of no consequence to me which came first, the
carbon dioxide or the temperature. As an artist, I simply felt it would
be jarring to interrupt the Seer’s aria with a PowerPoint presentation.
...
I don’t share your fear that
audiences will expect Prince Algorino to “offset his travel footprint,” so I
don’t see the need for the tree-planting scene you suggest. Once the Weather
Seer has explained Poseidon’s passion and shown him the rising seas, Algorino
should immediately rush back to save Gaia. And why, with his lover in peril,
would he pause en route to rescue a drowning polar bear?
Suffice it to say I find the conceit brilliant. The letter, not the opera. The latter is most certainly adding to the potential for confusion and backlash associated with what the Times has called "green noise" (throwback to DeLillo!). And to what end? I remain deeply skeptical that such outreach to opera-goers will do much in the
way of energy action. No doubt these patrons already consume bushels of sustainably-farmed arugula
monthly, and, if conventional cultural wisdom is intact, they're on our side. But who knows--the Mediterranean
nations face specific dangers given rising sea levels, and there have been
reports that climate change is ruining Italy's
Chianti. So a little highbrow PR can't hurt.
--Dayo Olopade
(Photo: Russian soprano Anna Netrebko, frontrunner for the role of Carbonia. Courtesy of Getty Images.)